you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Randomize
