You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
