just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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