ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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