One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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