My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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