Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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