Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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