if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
