I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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