I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
