she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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