Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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