Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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