they need to just BURY HIM!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
