glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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