So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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