ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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