What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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