Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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