i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm at about main and main street
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
