Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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