I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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