I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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