that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Randomize
