am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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