whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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