What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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