I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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