Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Let's get the cat blown out
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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