this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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