why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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