It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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