ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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