I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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