I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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