you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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