The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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