Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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