i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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