So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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