no, he came in my armpit
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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