He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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