Barsexuality is the new black.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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