SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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