is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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