I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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