So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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