I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All the doctor said was why
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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