Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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