just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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