he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
there is glitter all over my balls
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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