I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i out mim tonsoeep
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