All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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