I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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